PostHog Est. 2020 Cap

We need to come clean. The analytics, the dashboards, the years of careful engineering, the hedgehog, the funding rounds, the all-hands, the roadmap — all of it, every single piece, was an elaborate front. A decoy. A multi-year, fully-staffed cover operation in service of one thing: this hat. We founded an entire company in 2020 purely so that one day, legitimately, with paperwork to back it up, we could stamp a founding date on a brown trucker cap and wear it like we'd earned it. And now we have. The prophecy is fulfilled. The hat exists. You can hold it in your hands. We don't really know what to do now. There was no plan beyond the hat. There was never a plan beyond the hat. The end of a journey none of us fully understood. Buy it. Free us.